Movies

RED – This is one of those movies I knew would be awesome and then it proceeded to exceed my expectations. John Malkovich was fucking HILARIOUS. We loved it. LOVE.

The Descent II – I really liked the first one and this was kind of a great sequel, as sequels go.

Spread – I feel like Ashton Kutcher should pay ME for the 1.5 hours of my life I’ll never get back. Who was the costumer on this flick because despite the gigolo gig, he looks like he’s trying to pick up MEN. Who high cuffs their pants and wears sparkly belts with skinny suspenders ALL AT THE SAME TIME. And that’s not even mentioning the ridiculous scarves. I’m going to spoil you here and tell you halfway through the film, he and a female prossie fall in love. Up until then, there’s a lot of nekkid and Kutcher in bad clothes. After that, there’s less nekkid and more angst. I must have a masochistic streak for watching it all the way through.

The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet’s Nest – Did a great job of living up to the novel. A fantastic end to the trio of films.

Elsewhere – AWESOME. Small-town mystery with Anna Kendrick and it was excellent.

The Runaways- Joan Jett was my hero from like forever. This movie is just a rehash/reinforcement of precisely how fucking awesome she is.